PMS – Pain in My Sass

I’m thinking about PMS today (or PMT – premenstrual tension, as they call it here). Not only because I have a bad case of it today, but also just in general. Other than being completely annoying that once a month I have to put my boyfriend and myself through incredibly painstaking bouts of bad moods…I’m wondering if there is any sort of use for it. Like, is there a practical reason that once a month I go into fits of extreme negative thinking, aggressiveness and anger?

I know that it happens to most women, but why? We all know it happens, we all know we must deal with it, but is there a biological and possibly positive reasoning for it?

The fact that our minds get fed up with everything around us wanting us to strangle anyone who comes close to our personal space – does this somehow allow us to see the positivity in other days? Was there a extremely primeval aspect to this Pre-Menstrual psychosis? Did it help us when we were cave women sitting around by the fires to somehow get things moving?

I guess my question is – what is the fucking point??

Because there must be a point to it all, right? Our bodies are temples, blah blah blah, and sensitive and complex. Apparently God must have had some kind of plan when he decided to give us this nasty monthly syndrome. He couldn’t have just wanted to mess with us, could he have?

I’m sure I could do more research, or, any research at all, on this topic, but I’d rather sit on my bed, sulk and eat chocolate…

I really would like the answer though. I feel it might help me to understand this pointless misanthropic stupidity, or this pain in my sass, or even this probing maniacal sorcerer.

What you got?

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  • Jock

    Seriously…………. any help would be greatly appreciated……………Anon (definately not Jock)

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/meglopes TheLadyWhoLunches

      Thank you anonymous. Help is on its way! I hope…..now, where is that wine bottle?

  • http://michelloui.blogspot.com Michelloui

    Yep, it sucks bigtime. Ive noticed less caffeine and more evening primrose oil seems to help me, but every now and then i have one day of evil bile that must be spat at everyone nearby in order for me to feel satisfied. I know Im being evil when I do it, but I cant keep my mouth shut long enough to run to the bathroom and be on my own. And I must admit, at the time it actually feels good being evil. Perhaps there's a darkness in me that is only allowed out with the excuse of pms? Cue evil laughter…

    Anyway, love the look of your blog, tres chic! ;)

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/meglopes TheLadyWhoLunches

      Hmm, never tried primrose oil. Perhaps I'll give it a go! Do you eat it, drink it? Not quite sure.
      I totally know that feeling – it does feel good to be evil at the time, doesn't it?! It's just the looking back that makes ya feel bad. (And, perhaps the sad eyes in front of me.)
      And thanks! Still tweaking the look, but glad you like it!

  • http://www.notesfromlapland.blogspot.com Heather

    I’ve never thought of it this way before but it does make you wonder. It’s not just us humans either, animals suffer from a form of it, at least my horses and dogs seem to, always grouchy and oddly behaved just before they come into heat.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/meglopes TheLadyWhoLunches

      It is strange, isn't it? Someone must have an answer somewhere out there.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/eoshea eoshea

    Sorry, no words of wisdom. Unless it's that it gives you a deeper appreciation of menopause!

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/meglopes TheLadyWhoLunches

      Haha! That could definitely be the case. In that case, I don't want it either!